More like a white Friar Tuck

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

So fuck the myth of the Library of Alexandria and it being burned/destroyed.

I’m MUCH more upset about the Palace of Lausus burning.

Imagine a building with the statue of Zeus from Olympia, one of the wonders of the ancient world, the Aphrodite of Knidos, the Hera of Samos, THE Athena from the Parthenon and innumerable other major, important works of Greek sculpture.

Then it burns down and they are all fucking destroyed in 475AD

Crying myself to sleep

classicism classical history greek art zeus olympia aphrodite hera lausos kind of glad lausos died 30 years earlier imagine being alive for that watching it all burn
khaleesi
starryslove

people are so weird about lae’zel srsly. this woman is so Good i truly do not understand the majority of takes

like shadowheart mentions she’s half-elf once and lae’zel is like ok noted for the next time and doesnt get it wrong again

gale mentions how he’s impressed by her fighting and she immediately offers to teach him

she also answers any and all questions about the celestial realm and mindflayers that EVERYONE in the party asks her

she is the ONLY one with any experience and hands on knowledge about what the party is going thru but will still defer to the leader and help. for all she knows, they will literally be cured immediately if they find the creche but she still sticks around these fucking weirdoes because they ask her to

never speak bad about lae’zel in my presence EVER

fangsandfeels

Also:

  • On the nautiloid (which is about to crash and burn), she is extremely patient with us. We can poke around and decide we absolutely need to waste time on a prisoner in the pod, she will grumble, but wouldn't leave us. Oh, we are done? Finally. Can we go already?
  • Shadowheart starts arguing with her from the get-go. But what does Lae'zel do when she goes at her with "Who put you in charge?" rant? Rolls her eyes and curses under her breath even though her kin would have probably had a much more lethal response to such insolence. Any other githyanki wouldn't have settled for anything else than complete obedience - and if they have to slice someone up for a quick demonstration, so be it.
  • The fact that Shadowheart gets to talk shit unpunished is astounding. Lae'zel doesn't joke about githyanki doling out cruel punishments for disrespecting their superiors. However, she doesn't attack Shadowheart even when she accuses her of stealing the artifact of her people. She has every right to do so. But she doesn't.
  • All this time, she is freaking out under her stoic demeanor. She is infected. She is at risk of dying the least dignified death imaginable: becoming the very monster, she was trained to destroy. She is stuck in an alien world with a bunch of locals who keep trying to poke their eyes out or derail her journey. She has dreams where a mysterious figure tells her to consume more tadpoles. She is so alone in this mess and yet, she still does right by us as long as we do right by her. Even though the githyanki way would have approved of her killing us all and leaving with an artifact to the creche: what's more important than obeying Vlaakith, after all? And yet, she doesn't go there.
  • Of course, she will respect or disrespect us for certain behaviors. But she goes out of her way to collaborate with us from the very beginning, and it's incredible. Gaining her trust and respect feels very rewarding, being there as she discovers the truth and goes from worshipping Vlaakith to defying her is amazing.
seananmcguire
jewishvitya

I was asked why there's a zionist claim that the Palestininian identity is not legitimate. And I think it's important to understand why Palestinians as a whole are seen as a threat by Israel. To understand why it's not about Hamas.

The claim is that the Palestininian identity was made up in order to push us out. Palestinian existence is a threat to the legitimacy of Israel as a country.

I was taught in school that Palestine was empty when we got here. They used a Mark Twain quote. It was a barren land full of swamps and some nomadic people (Beduins) but as soon as we wanted to come here, the awful antisemitic Arabs sent people to settle here before we could to take up the space. I was in school in the settlements though. I was taught the most extreme version of this.

Another version of this is that Palestine was never its own thing, they're just Arabs the same as all Arabs from the surrounding countries. So they could just... scooch over and give us the space, please and thank you. In Israel no one uses the term Palestinian. If I do, people roll their eyes and dismissively go "Arab." An Arab is an Arab. It's a way to strip away their unique identity and blend them in with the rest to say they could always move to Jordan, or Syria, or Lebanon, and it's all the same to them.

It's a way to make Palestinian existence by itself into a malicious plot to deny us a homeland.

Because if Palestinians exist as a distinct group of people, we aren't the only ones with a connection to this land. And you don't create an ethnostate by sharing.

You still hear echoes of this mentality. Why won't all these Muslim countries take the people of Gaza as refugees? That's asking why they won't let Israel make its ethnic cleansing more neat and convenient. Yes, refugees should be taken in and given shelter. But this question shifts responsibility away from Israel. Palestinians shouldn't be forced suffer either ethnic cleansing that leaves them as refugees, or a genocide.

nudityandnerdery
sleepless-cavia

magikasword

When I tell that I LOVE solarpunk

powersandplanetaries

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hunter-rodrigez

Oh, I remember this, the edit was done by youtuber Waffle to the left.

They didn't just cut out the parts with the oat milk, they skillfully edited over all the god-damn branding and replaced the audio.

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But what I still find most hilarious about this whole commercial is the fact that everything they show in this solar punk world seems to be made with sustainable, zero waste and reusable materials.

Everything EXCEPT THE FUCKING CHOBANI BRANDED STUFF!
The only plastic you see in this whole commercial is all the straight to the landfill packaging made by the very corporation that tries to sell how sustainable and "green" they are.
Unintentional self satire at its finest.

They couldn't even show their yogurt and milk in (basically infinitely reusable) glass containers because they pretty much only sell their shit in plastic

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It is such a perfect example of the true face of "green" capitalism, it's hilarious.

undeadentropy

The punk in this solarpunk comes from cutting the corporation out of the picture